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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 16:40

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?